dorkily:

hobbitofthemotherfuckinshire:

Remember there was almost another twilight book but someone leaked it so Stephanie Meyer refused to finish and I’m 98% sure it was Robert Pattinson and god bless him

yeah, it was the first twilight book again, but from Edward Cullen’s perspective. 

minxiekitten:

raubbenhood:

Disneyworld needs to make a rollercoaster based off of the ride Yzma and Kronk take to the lair. When the ride starts, Yzma’s voice yells “pull the lever, Kronk!” and the ride starts to move backwards so she yells “wrong lever!” and it shoots you forward.

WHY IS THIS NOT HAPPENING?!

fluoroid:

linguisticsyall:

romancingthelanguages:

“Shit It’s raining”

I can’t think of a better thing to put on an umbrella.

love the french

fluoroid:

linguisticsyall:

romancingthelanguages:

“Shit It’s raining”

I can’t think of a better thing to put on an umbrella.

love the french

devensblog:

If you think bassists are irrelevant in bands you’re so so wrong

weloveshortvideos:

How to make golf fun.

Vine by David Cramblitt

weloveshortvideos:

How to Hitchhike.

Vine by Zach King